• me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

I like how….

me when I don’t like how (via hellomolls)

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does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

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i accept high fives only on my ass

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i am but that doesn’t take away from the fact that his actions were fucked up lmao im not gunna pretend it isn’t wrong just because we’re acquainted


‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

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